February 2012
283 posts
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Guys I want this but I dont really have use for it... →
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
gavrill:
enlione:
petrichorian:
petrichorian
don’t h8888888888
enlione
i just realised my name can be read as en lione
is that made up french?
gavrill
No big surprise my url’s short and I type without looking all the time. c:
HelloIAmBodici22
Yeah, I can do that.
I can also type this with my eyes closed. I just am a ninja like that.
orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
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I love it when my roommate just decides she's...
kittythesockmonkeyrenegade:
And I’m just sitting here like this:
“Huh. Wow. It’s dark.”
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
iamthemageofhope:
pasdesolee:
Samantha Young -...
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
mishamonkeyhats:
captaindove:
#i nearly threw up when i looked at this #SPACE IS SCARY
#it’s like mapcrunch #but in space #I dare you to find an airport
^ Those tags!
What’s that thing in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? The total perspective vortex? That thing Zaphod went into? I feel like I just experienced that.
iamthemageofhope:
1:30 is the perfect time for Cup Noodles.
College: You are doing it right.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
That awkward moment when you swear to dress your friends up in Supernatural-inspired lolita for a con you can’t go to.
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
iamthemageofhope:
ponweiwest:
sesel vs her opponents
Now I’ll sit back and watch the votes roll in.
Yup.
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chibiladyri:
wheeeeze
i just rewatched cascade with the intent of trying to analyze stuff
BUT INSTEAD I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE AWESOME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT 1 AM?
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP GUYS I NEED SLEEP SLEEP BUT I HAVEN’T FOUND THE AIRPORT YET.
bobies:
WHAT A GOOD DAY FOR YAOI
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
*bows in defeat at your feet*
awwwwww yeeeeeh -u-
i am the fuckin queen
Now, all knowing one of all knowing, tell me
WHERE IS THE AIRPORT?!
no
not more mapcrunch
i swear i will kill something
First of all, that’s a .png.
Second of all, I’m in a bad part of Mexico and I really need an airport.
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
midnight is the perfect time to do laundry water you talking about
who cares if i have other shit to do
College.
You are doing it right.
i am the best college student
it is me
You are the best at college.
No one can hope to beat you in a college-off. You are simply the...
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
midnight is the perfect time to do laundry water you talking about
who cares if i have other shit to do
College.
You are doing it right.
i am the best college student
it is me
You are the best at college.
No one can hope to beat you in a college-off. You are simply the best there is.
i’m just the best...
chibiladyri:
helloiambodici22:
chibiladyri:
midnight is the perfect time to do laundry water you talking about
who cares if i have other shit to do
College.
You are doing it right.
i am the best college student
it is me
You are the best at college.
No one can hope to beat you in a college-off. You are simply the best there is.
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Got this text from a friend today. Apparently he...
Joshua: *Walking down the street. See Polly*
Joshua: Hi, Polly.
Polly: Would you care for a cheeseburger?
Joshua: What?
Polly: *Puts cheeseburger in Joshua's hand* This is a cheeseburger. *Keeps walking*
chibiladyri:
midnight is the perfect time to do laundry water you talking about
who cares if i have other shit to do
College.
You are doing it right.
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Polly Versus Deadline: I'd just like to thank all...
2012: The Zombie Apocalypse is Nigh TUMBLR...
landofinkandglass:
My name is Landofinkandglass, and this is the formal invitation to a Tumblr campaign I would like to propose.
After staying up too late one night I started giggling over zombies, and somehow now I’m getting out of my comfort zone and writing a story about zombies. I have a couple friends who will be joining me.
What I’m suggesting is that we get as many people in on this...
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Polly Versus Deadline: Oh, we're halfway there.
So I got my 4 rolls of film taken.
First of all, my friends and floormates are totally used to my weirdness.
Second of all, I love black and white photography.
Here are some notable quotes from this photoshoot.
“Hey, hon, what are you doing?” “Nothing. Why?” “Put on this wig and this lipstick and pass out on my desk.” “Okay.”
“This wig...
in which bana plays that creepy stairs game
Bana Bear Buttblaster: i dONT WANNA BE ON THESE STAIRS
Taylor: haha
Bana Bear Buttblaster: I WANNA GO HOME
Bana Bear Buttblaster: WHERES THE AIRPORT
Taylor: DJBHGJBHDF
Polly Versus Deadline
DOES ANYONE HAVE A MACBOOK PRO I CAN BORROW?
Polly Versus Deadline: A quick request
IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON A WIG, PRETEND TO BE PASSED OUT DRUNK, AND BE PHOTOGRAPHED FROM VARIOUS ANGLES BY AN UNSKILLED PHOTOGRAPHER AND YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING TOMORROW, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
Polly Versus Deadline: Photography Time
I need to fake up an office belonging to a pre-scratch Roxy LaLonde.
I am a nerd.
I also need to find someone to cosplay said woman.
I need to do this, get my film developed, and get my prints made, before Thursday.
Discovery #1: walking up to groups of random college students and asking if they have stashes of alcohol that I may photograph is not the best way to get access to alcohol to...
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killercabbies:
and I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to get out of this fucking country
get me to the bloody airport
teacher: so what did you do this weekend
me: i went to foreign countries and tried to find an airport to get home
